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Five parts actual review, 2 parts sarcasm, 2 parts bad puns, and one part self loathing = one of my game reviews.

2Dark (PC) Review

From the twisted mind of Frédérick Raynal, the original creator of Alone in the Dark, comes 2Dark, a retro-styled survival horror title. Don’t let the unfitting corniness of the name fool you, 2Dark is anything but corny or light hearted. The Story The game begins on a normal family camping …

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan (Xbox One) Review

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Heroes in a half shell – Turtle power! They’re the world’s most mediocre game (it kinda sucks)! They’re heroes in a half star game, and they’re lame (hey, let ‘er rip) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Heroes in a half shell …

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Battlefleet Gothic: Armada (PC) Review

Warhammer 40k takes to the spaceways with the strategic Battlefleet Gothic: Armada. Warhammer 40k takes to the spaceways with the strategic Battlefleet Gothic: Armada. We all have goals in our lives where we understand that that no matter how much practice we get in, or how much blood, sweat, and …

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XCOM 2 (PC) Review

It’s too early to point at a game and shout, “Game of the year!”, but let’s face it, come the end of the year, XCOM 2 is going to be on my list… and probably somewhere close to the top. It's too early to point at a game and shout, …

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Soma (PC) Review

When developer Frictional Games was founded, it had one specific goal in mind: to make me poo my pants during the day, and cower under my bed with a flashlight at night, anEl Heru-ra Ka’heemd they have undeniably met with their goals.

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